I’m Not That Matthew Warner

May 2, 2016

Just in case it’s not obvious, I am not Matthew Warner, the apparently well-known Catholic writer. Nor am I Matt Warner, the Old West bank robber whose colleague was Jack Ketchum, although it would have been cool if I were. I’m about as far as you can get from Catholic without being Satanic, and I keep a fastidiously balanced on-shore bank account. That is all.