Criswell Predicts!

Greetings, My Friends . . .

The American psychic “The Amazing Criswell” was known for his wildly inaccurate predictions. His most famous performances were a pair of bookend monologues to the cult favorite film, Plan 9 From Outer Space.

Portrayed here by horror host Mr. Lobo, Criswell returns in these webisodes to promote Plan 9, Darkstone Entertainment’s remake of the classic film, in which Lobo stars as Criswell.

Watch the Episodes

Weight Wars

Aug. 25, 2010, re-aired April 22, 2015

8-Day Week

Sept. 3, 2010, re-aired April 27, 2015

Ever-Changing Language

Sept. 22, 2010, re-aired May 1, 2015

Appendage Evolution

Oct. 15, 2010, re-aired May 8, 2015

Inner Beauty

Oct. 21, 2010, re-aired May 13, 2015

Constellation Messages

Oct. 27, 2010, re-aired May 22, 2015

18-Hour Work Day

Nov. 26, 2010, re-aired May 27, 2015

Digestible Holograms

Dec. 9, 2010, re-aired June 5, 2015

Customized Teeth

Jan. 8, 2011, re-aired June 11, 2015

Transparent Skin

June 20, 2015

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Social Media Serial Killer

June 24, 2015

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Phallic Censorship

July 1, 2015

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Prenatal Education

July 8, 2015

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The Virtual College Experience

July 24, 2015

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Brain Leasing

July 31, 2015

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