I thought I’d summarize what I’ve learned.
A successful pitch is only a foot in the door.
My mood is somewhere between having a good time and wanting to stab my eyes out with chopsticks.
It’s usually after working out, which means I look like Mike Myers’s Fat Bastard as I drip onto my piano bench.
Writers who brag about their failed marriages and health because they are author artistes are just looking to excuse their failures as human beings.
Break that piggy bank to find $35, and send your stuff in!
Events change characters, and characters change events.
Here’s what I would like to see happen to Western horror: take a cue from Asian horror.
Is it correct to put one or two spaces after a sentence-ending period?
I’ve spent all of 2009 so far writing and refining a two-act comedy stage play about pirates who take over a Caribbean cruise ship. . . . Yes, I realized halfway through the first draft that the timing of this idea is a little off. Damned Somalis.